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Victoria Beckham opening in Tarik Al-Jadida!

I came across this store while driving through Tarik Al-Jadida today. Apparently Victoria Beckham found it too expensive to rent a place in Downtown.

Victoria Beckham

And check the small sign on top of the door

Victoria Beckham 1

They have another branch for Kids wear! (Named after Victoria’s son maybe)

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Wisdom on the fly

Trucks “distributing” wisdom in Lebanon are pretty funny, like this one I was stuck behind today.

khasis

Noah’s Ark? Seriously?

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Saddam Hussein & Hassan Nasrallah at Virgin Megastore

I came across these 2 books at Virgin Megastore.

Le tresor de saddam

Rouge Liban objectif Hassan Nasrallah

1. “Le TrĂ©sor de Saddam:1 Les milliard de dollars au soleil!”

2. “Rouge Liban, Objectif: Hassan Nasrallah le chef du Hezbollah!”

I have no idea what the 2 books are about but it’s cool seeing the names of Saddam Hussein and Hassan Nasrallah associated with the cover photos!

P.S: I hope this post will not cause a rage in the streets soon.

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We left the aliens in awe!

So the aliens were visiting our country and I didn’t know about it until today via Maya’s Amalgam blog! I believe they came to see what a miraculous place is it here, a country that can survive without a president for more than 5 months, and is now going without a government even! Such country is absolutely worth a visit no matter what your home planet is, and yes we’re much cooler than you!

Here’s a video for witnesses telling Nishan on LBC TV how they saw the aliens at Dbayyeh highway.

And finally, the whole thing turned out to be caused by flying Chinese lanters! Sorry to disappoint you :). Anyway make sure to check the comments on the video above on YouTube, they’re pretty funny.

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Shou ya ashta?

I saw this on the front of a mini-bus 2 days ago in Tarik Al-Jadida, Beirut. I am sure the driver is “Shou ya ashta” style!

mini bus

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Mr. Lebanon – Assaad!

assaad-tarabay-and-paris-hilton

Can’t recognize the girl standing next to Mr. Lebanon Assaad? That’s Paris Hilton, and she came all the way from the USA so that she can party with him in Beirut! đŸ˜€

This is the kind of news you will see on Assaad’s website Assaadology.com, in addition to a collection of videos documenting his failures adventures with the Lebanese chicks and his techniques to seduce them. The guy is seriously unbelievable, he hits on the girls in the streets and asks his best friend Elie record it on cam!

Here’s one of my favorite videos, in which he arrives to Crepaway Achrafiyyeh in a Ferrari (yes a FERRARI), and tries to get a VIP table!

Check Assaadology.com for more photos and videos from his daily life, really funny stuff.

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Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died!

A friend of mine sent me this helarious video today. Hitlet gets pissed off to hear that Michael Jackson has died and won’t be able to perform at his birthday party!

The scene is orginally from the “Downfall” movie produced in 2004 about his final days in his Berlin bunker at the end of World War II. There are several similar movies like the above, one being about banning him from Xbox live along with his gamescore and Microsoft point! You can check it here.

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