Things to Do This Week in Lebanon – January 20th 2016

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Here are my selection from Lebtivity for this week. I recommend you check on the PecheKucha gathering happening tonight as it has some pretty cool speakers attending.

  1. PechaKucha Night Vol.24
  2. Souk El Tayeb in Gefinor – Every Wednesday
  3. Social Media & Internet Workshop for Moms
  4. Festival Photomed Liban 2016
  5. #RecycleLebanon Beach Clean Up Days
  6. Film program | Monumentum: Screening and Q&A with Fadi Yeni Turk
  7. Fitness Challenge Drop a Jeans Size in 21 Days
  8. FOCUS ON YOU
  9. The Art of Wine and Beer Making – Batroun Tour & Tastings with Lunch
  10. 50 days at 50% OFF in downtown Beirut

Don’t forget to check Lebtivity.com for much more options.

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Some Lebanese Movies Are Available for Streaming

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Everytime I landed on M Media’s website I never went beyond watching the trailer they have of Bennesbeh Labokra Chou, but I recently browsed their film section and was surprised that they actually made several Lebanese films available for streaming.

Among the titles you will see Blind Intersection, One Man Village, Cash Flow and many others, in addition to some foreign movies as well such as “A Separation”.

Playback is available in HD, and if your connection doesn’t help then you can avoid buffering problems by using some browser extension to download the movies and watch them later.

You can check M Media’s film section by clicking here.

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Al Joumhouria Publishes the Darndest Articles

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A Lebanese lady who had her credit card information stolen and used to make several transactions reported the incident to some journalist in Al Joumhouria last week. And unfortunately for us, the latter decided to take matters in her own hands to investigate the issue and came up with some really messed up conclusions.

According to the journalist, it seems like TV receivers now pose a threat because they can get infected by a virus named “talk talk” through the satellite dishes, in addition to a new device that costs $200 to build and can steal a card information by simply placing it next to it… yeah a sane person holding a degree in journalism is actually convinced about that. Make sure to read the full article here.

I have no idea how on earth is a TV receiver supposed to steal some card information… but a simple Google search shows that “talk talk” is actually a telecom operator in the UK that had some of its customer data stolen a while ago, so there isn’t any virus by that name. Moreover the $200 device is impossible to build but there exists what is called a “skimming” instead which involves actually swiping the card.

Next thing you might read in Al Joumouria is most probably about a car-theft gang that is teleporting cars from Beirut to Brital!

Update: I definitely did not mean to endorse punishing journalists by the previous title. The idea is just that such articles cannot be justified at a time when information resources are very accessible and facts can be easily double checked.

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3 Reasons to Avoid The Early Screenings of Bennesbeh Labokra Chou

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Don’t get me wrong, just as you guys probably felt, I was also super excited to learn that Ziad is finally releasing Bennesbeh Labokra Chou in cinemas and I’m already planning to go see it but I personally really prefer to skip to the first few screenings for these reasons.

  1. Ziad fanatics

    We all have that one annoying friend who literally worships Ziad Rahbani and takes every possible opportunity to quote a line from his plays. Some even take it a bit further and imitate the way Ziad speaks. These guys have definitely already booked their tickets and will be all present at the early screenings. Chances are no one wants to be present wherever these people gather and start talking to each other… at least I dont!

  2. The joke spoilers

    Some people can recite the play like the alphabet since they know it by heart. To prove their skills, they will be spoiling every single joke before the actors even start with it. These ones will also be there for the early shows and you probably don’t want to be with them in the same theater!

  3. We all know the ending anyway

    There’s no way for someone to ruin the play for you since we’ve almost all heard it a thousand times and know how it ends. I personally want to go see it because it’s a privilege seeing Ziad Rahbani and Joseph Sakr performing together after 35 years of hearing them on the radio, so waiting a little until the craze cools down a little bit won’t hurt.

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The Real Life Fawzi Bou Lawzi

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I never thought someone with the personality of Fawzi Bou Lawzi from Mafi Metlo would exist in real life until I stumbled upon the Facebook page of “poet” Anis Zbeidi and his wife Tina.

The guy is unbelievable, he writes the silliest songs and gets his wife to perform them on video for publishing on Facebook. The best is that they of course think they’re producing some fine music.

Below are three of their masterpieces.

And it doesn’t stop here. Just like Fawzi Bou Lawzi, the couple are apparently never called to perform in a concert, so what they do instead is throwing a party during special occasions at their own house and charging people a fifty or hundred bucks for entry…! Here’s how the invitations look like.

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Yes you read that right… ghammeh w kroush!

Anyway, you can follow-up on the couple’s news through their Facebook pages which they label as “official sites”.

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Things to Do This Week in Lebanon – January 13th 2016

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There’s something for everybody in this week’s selection from Lebtivity. The old souk in Jbeil is hosting a food festival, Nemr is performing at Junkyard, and Dr. Alban will be at Factory Fridays! And if there’s one thing you should not miss then it’s definitely the “Regards sur Beyrouth” exhibition at Sursock Museum which is bringing more than 200 rarely seen photographs and paintings of old Beirut.

  1. JAZZ NIGHT AT INDIE
  2. Wind and Art Don’t Care About Border – Art Exhibition
  3. FuckUp Nights Beirut VOL. III
  4. Le Souk “Food Festival”
  5. Nemr Abou Nassar Live at Junkyard
  6. FREE Week of Group Personal Training Classes at Le Gym
  7. Exhibition | Regards sur Beyrouth: 160 ans d’images 1800-1960 at Sursock Museum
  8. Resolution Headstand Workshop with Lougal Jazzar
  9. DR. ALBAN Live At Factory Fridays
  10. The Blues Express at The Hangout Beirut

Make sure to check Lebtivity.com for much more options.

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Here’s How Netflix Fails in Lebanon

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Soon after Netflix launched its service worldwide I quickly signed up for a free trial to see how good will the streaming be over our lousy internet connection, and I was unsurprisingly very disappointed with the experience.

I have a 2Mb connection, and I was never able to stream a show in HD, the maximum resolution I was getting was probably 360 or 480p despite setting the playback parameters in my account to only play shows in HD. A friend of mine who has a 4Mb was also failing to load anything in high quality. And judging by the figures Netflix posted on their data usage, the results seemed pretty reasonable since 1 hour of HD streaming consumes up to 3GB, so there’s no way you can get that quality unless you probably have an 8Mb subscription.

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Therefore until the internet infrastructure gets a massive upgrade here in Lebanon you’re better off without a Netflix subscription. And even if you managed to get a super fast connection, you should know that the Middle East’s catalog is different than that of the USA and lacks some of our favorite shows like House of Cards for example due to licensing issues. To get over that you’ll have to resort to using some VPN service all over again to cheat the geographical restrictions.

So basically just ditch the idea of subscribing to the service and keep that torrent client installed in your PC for the time being.

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Not Only Airboards Are Banned at Beirut Souks

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So I went today to Beirut Souks and noticed the above sign all around the district. It turned out the management did not only ban airboards but also skateboards, scooters, bicycles, and balls as well.

I was all for banning airboards since everybody was annoyed at them, and I also understand if everything else was also prohibited inside the shopping areas in order not to disturb the clients. However, the space next to Cosmocity and Starbucks is all empty and people enjoyed taking their kids there for some fresh air and outdoor fun. So it’s quite weird to ban all kind of activities in that area especially that everybody is winning… I mean Beirut Souks is attracting a lot of people especially on weekends just because kids can play there, the restaurants and coffee shops are happy with the additional customers, and Beirut By Bike on L1 is making a fortune renting all those scooters! So the ban doesn’t really make much sense now and I hope it gets reconsidered…

Anyway, it’s worth mentioning that the new policy doesn’t seem to be enforced yet because kids were playing with their airboards and scooters as usual today and the security guard did not even bother warning them.

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Airboards Are Now Banned at Beirut Souks

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I just came across the best news on Facebook, Beirut Souks just announced that airboards are no longer welcome at their premises.

This is so relieving because you can’t believe how annoying it has become lately after the space became infested with teenagers on airboards and their heads buried in their phones.

Ever once in a while I take my 2 year old kid to the area near the cinemas for him to ride his scooter with , and I always feel worried about some airboard hitting him so I salute Beirut Souks for their decision.

City Mall already also banned airboards but I have no idea about the policy in ABC, Le Mall and City Centre.

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